March 2012
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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
Watchvideohall:
The old woman had me in tears… “WOW… eehhhhhYEEEEAAAHHH”
i’m crying
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*low bump*
kayweb:
BRINGIN’ IT BACK
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poperellik replied to your post: honestly?
what was the surgery for? i noticed ur nose bandage…
deviated septum. i wish it were cooler, but it’s not.
Anonymous asked: I need a good laugh... I don't understand the inhale outhale picture... haha please explain it to me!
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
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honestly?
the hardest thing about this surgery business has been not letting my cat in my room.
i miss her. she cries outside my door. i’m her mom.
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